I don’t understand. I really don’t. It’s beyond my comprehension. Why do people keep playing Peter Frampton? Why? This morning on the way in to work they were playing tracks off of Frampton Comes Alive! and I just can’t take it any more. I don’t care that he has the fourth best selling live album [...]
I don’t really have any way to comment on this. It’s just . . . there really needs to be some kind of screening process before people can procreate. Happy Halloween . . . enjoy trick-or-treating with your kids, as long as you didn’t dress them like Adolf Hitler.
Not surprisingly, Microsoft has retired the unfunny seinfeld-gates commercials. Now, I know marketing isn’t rocket science. You can tell because you won’t have the intelligence of a rocket scientist if you think Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld shopping for shoes together is hai-larious. Why did they bring this guy out of retirement for such a [...]
halt wtf ./foul_language When I saw a headline in my RSS feed stating “Hitchhiker’s Guide series to ride again” I excitedly clicked, thinking that some unfinished manuscript had been found, like the last Dirk Gently novel printed in The Salmon of Doubt. Riding Douglas Adams’ coat tails is some jerk who intends to finish off [...]
Some people are up in a tizzy over an embryo that had some abnormalities corrected in the lab, thus paving the way for designer babies in the future. I don’t understand the relevance of the argument. Since most people get their understanding of science from movies, let’s recall Gattaca, where genetic apartheid discriminates against children [...]
Holy crap! Who knew? Indiana Jones is pure fiction! And here I spent all these years thinking it was the real deal. Wow. I was so confused! Thank goodness CNN is there to show us all the light. I’m just gonna throw this out there: If you are really so dumb that you need to [...]
I was at REI just now buying snowboarding socks for my brother-in-law. The guy at the till was laying the pressure on for me to join their sales program. “Would you like to sign up for a membership?” he asked. No, I wouldn’t. “It’s a lifetime membership, and you receive 10% off eligible purchases.” No [...]
