I was cleaning out my blog post drafts and found this. I offer no explanation or apology. As the Afternoon grew late With golden slanting sunlight – A Birdie shat upon my Pate – O death of day’s delight! I do not Blame the little Bird Nor question in great furor – For dropping on [...]
Posts Tagged ‘wtf’
TSA: Keeping America Safe from My Chonies
It’s been an emotional few weeks for me. First, the horrific news of USC being severely punished for the crimes of Reggie Bush (may he rot in everlasting pig manure). Then, LA reclaims the NBA throne from the Celtics, which makes up for about 50% of the two bowl games the Trojans are banned from. [...]
Why I Sometimes Hate the Bay Area
From: My Friend To: [Undisclosed Recipients] Sent: Fri, February 26, 2010 1:54:42 pm Subject: Fwd: “Happy” or “Positive” People Observed to Have Fewer Heart Attacks, Data Show; Positive Emotions May Help Protect Against Heart Disease Happy Friday Family and Friends, Science says smile! I’m sure a lot of you already new this , but I [...]
Diversity FAIL
It took me a second to spot it when I was told to compare the images on the English and Polish versions of their Business Productivity tools. At first I just saw three smiling Generic Corporate People, enjoying a Highly Productive Meeting while they look at Charts And Graphs. I noticed slightly different menu options, [...]
Car FAIL
I hate it when reality sets in. I ordered my Camaro, oh, idunno . . . months ago. It was supposed to be here in April. But it wasn’t. Then it was supposed to be here in May. And then it wasn’t. It was supposed to be here in June, July, August. But it isn’t. [...]
