I wish that Monty Python had made a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. Just think about it: Graham Chapman as Arthur DentEric Idle as Ford PrefectTerry Jones as Mr. L. ProsserTerry Jones as the Barman of the Horse and GroomJohn Cleese as Prostetnic Vogon JeltzTerry Jones as Marvin the Paranoid AndroidMichael Palin as Zaphod [...]

There will be some kickass additions to Rock Band 3, like keyboards, harmony vocals, and guitars that will actually teach you to play with skillz for realz. “Bohemian Rhapsody” is an especially delicious-looking track (by the way, if you haven’t downloaded the Queen track pack, DO IT NOW) and I’m looking forward to wailing on [...]

. . . for the Halo movie that will never be. This ODST trailer is heartbreakingly awesome. Sigh.

All little girls want their very own pony. A pretty little horse to ride around and be best friends with. As a kid, you had to beg your parents for a pony, even though you knew you’d never, ever get one. But now I’m a grownup. Maybe instead of playing pretty pretty princess dress-up with [...]

If I had a band, we would cover . . . “I Want You Bad” — Offspring “Folsom Prison Blues” — Johnny Cash “Lay Lady Lay” — Bob Dylan “Byker Hill” — Traditional “Code Monkey” — Johnathan Coulton “Goodbye Earl” — Dennis Linde “Uncloudy Day” — Willie Nelson “Go Your Own Way” — Fleetwood Mac [...]

I have been a good girl this year. reasonably well-behaved this year. I know I haven’t spoken to you in a while but it’s only because I stopped believing in you when you brought me that hideous sweater. However, in an effort to mend the breach I would like to humbly request the Rock Band [...]

. . . If I ever get a moment Your Movie Sucks by Roger Ebert The Deeper Meaning of Liff: A Dictionary of Things There Aren’t Any Words for Yet–But There Ought to Be by Douglas Adams How to Talk Dirty and Influence People by Lenny Bruce Chemical History of a Candle by Michael Faraday [...]