I award yet another Awesomeness Award to epic customer Julie, who is awesome for all of the following reasons: Her Etsy handle includes the word “Bacon” She sent me a photo of her looking moar epic than Poseidon: And a pic of her hugging a statue of a Viking: Aaaaand best of all, a picture [...]

Hey Kids! Coming very soon to an Etsy shop near you is this little beauty. Or, should I say, not so little and not so beautiful:

An awesome father bought this hat for his clearly awesome daughter: With that kind of grit, this girl’s gonna grow up to rule the world.

I got my niece a Doctor’s kit for Christmas, including a lab coat, a real stethoscope, and of course, gobs and gobs of Unicorn band-aids. Naturally, I received this e-mail: Subject: How I start my morning Date: January 10, 2012 9:15:34 AM PST Lily gives me a check up every day which means I end [...]

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I am just tickled pink that there are people out there excited to look like this: I feel like I need to start the Internet Barbarian League or something.

Hooray! The Internet wins again. I finally discovered the source of the mysterious underpants in my guest room. They belong to a friend who lives far away and stayed here a while ago. However, happily two other friends will be seeing him soon and are willing to mule the items to him: Subject: The gaping [...]