I got my niece a Doctor’s kit for Christmas, including a lab coat, a real stethoscope, and of course, gobs and gobs of Unicorn band-aids. Naturally, I received this e-mail: Subject: How I start my morning Date: January 10, 2012 9:15:34 AM PST Lily gives me a check up every day which means I end [...]

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I am just tickled pink that there are people out there excited to look like this: I feel like I need to start the Internet Barbarian League or something.

Hooray! The Internet wins again. I finally discovered the source of the mysterious underpants in my guest room. They belong to a friend who lives far away and stayed here a while ago. However, happily two other friends will be seeing him soon and are willing to mule the items to him: Subject: The gaping [...]

Because Dolske made the most convincing case for why a person should like Rush, as promised here is his reward, lovingly hand stitched by yours truly: And because you whined about it on IRC, I’m also awarding you a Kahlua brownie. Om nom nom.

Thank you. That might sound odd, since everybody else in your department is probably laughing at you right now because you ripped through the closed set of Transformers 3 and smashed into Bumblebee. Ordinarily I would never condone the wanton destruction of a Camaro. Ordinarily I would curse your name. But this time I’ll let [...]

Transformers 3 might be fucked, but I just found out Zack Snyder is directing the new Superman movie. I can stop having a temper tantrum now.