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TSA: Keeping America Safe from My Chonies

It’s been an emotional few weeks for me. First, the horrific news of USC being severely punished for the crimes of Reggie Bush (may he rot in everlasting pig manure). Then, LA reclaims the NBA throne from the Celtics, which makes up for about 50% of the two bowl games the Trojans are banned from. [...]

Last Weekend

1. I ate delicious turkey and three different kinds of pie. 2. My Xbox was on and in use as long as somebody in the house was conscious. 3. However, said Xbox scratched my brand new frickin’ copy of Brütal Legend. The circular scratch of death meant that no matter how much disk repair goo [...]

Update

After two postings I’ve realized that it would be beyond cruel to inflict my NaNoWriMo project on my readers through blog posts. Vomiting up 50,000 words in 30 days is painful enough for me already because I have to let so many crappy words survive just to keep making my deadline. Also, I write out [...]

My Exclusive Postgame Interview with Pete Carroll

Me: Pete, just want to say congratulations on the win. What do you give credit to for being the only coach to win three consecutive Rose Bowls? Pete: Well, It’s partly the fact that the drinking fountains at USC don’t provide water, but rather magic juju juice. This is not only responsible fror our total [...]

I love my Trojans!!!

A moment ago I was in agony. Now I am ecstatic. Pete Carroll is such a great leader. UCLA gets lucky right off — they get a turnover, they get lucky with a touchdown, and we blow a field goal. It’s only the first quarter and UCLA already is revved up to win. So when [...]