Thank you. That might sound odd, since everybody else in your department is probably laughing at you right now because you ripped through the closed set of Transformers 3 and smashed into Bumblebee. Ordinarily I would never condone the wanton destruction of a Camaro. Ordinarily I would curse your name. But this time I’ll let [...]
The new Transformers movie is going to be called “Transformers 3: The Dark of the Moon.” FML. Michael Bay’s rape of my childhood is now complete.
After two postings I’ve realized that it would be beyond cruel to inflict my NaNoWriMo project on my readers through blog posts. Vomiting up 50,000 words in 30 days is painful enough for me already because I have to let so many crappy words survive just to keep making my deadline. Also, I write out [...]
It took some mighty pondering, but I came up with a solution I can live with. I’ve illegally downloaded a copy of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. That’s right, Michael Bay, I dare you to sue me for the $19.95 in losses you’ve now incurred. I just watched How it Should Have Ended four times [...]
I don’t know what to do. Should I buy it? Am I obligated? I cannot in any way compare this to the quandary I faced when The Phantom Menace came out on DVD. In that case my course of action was clear. I didn’t buy it. I will not buy it, and no Jedi mind [...]
The movie’s been out since Wednesday at 12:01 a.m., so I’m not waiting any more to talk about it. If you haven’t seen it yet, tough luck Chuck. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen achieves its purpose. It’s two and a half hours of giant rampaging robots wrecking everything in sight. And they’ve upped the ante, [...]
Michael Bay is a friggin’ genius! He wants to see the Transformers take on the robots of Skynet. Holy crap. Hoooleeee crap. Those nerds who have been whining for a Superman versus Batman movie can finally agree that they have nothing to hope for in comparison. So, how would this matchup play out? It’s an [...]
