TMI ALERT TMI ALERT TMI ALERT There. You have been properly warned. This post is hilariously grody and discusses baby squirrel genitals. If that’s not your thing please click here for pictures of adorable clean well-behaved kittens. Yesterday at the Wildlife Nursery I learned something . . . special about baby squirrels. The nursery has [...]
This post will be short, as all I can think about is the hot date I have tonight with Captain Tight Pants. We’re going to hold hands and roam New Mombasa together. I’ll put the Drop and the Shock into that Orbital Drop Shock Trooper. It will be an adventure to remember with Oh Captain [...]
Fox may have killed the Firefly and they may have taken away my precious Sarah Connor Chronicles, but at least now Halo is back. At first I was pissed when I found out that I would no longer be able to play as my boyfriend Master Chief, but they have offered me a reasonable substitute [...]
I can’t focus. There’s something missing, and it’s driving me nuts. Even more so because I can’t get my hands on it. I feel lonely and unsatisfied, and all I can do is stare longingly at a photograph and wish that this special part of my life was here with me. Do you hear me, [...]
The principle of conservation of energy states that within a closed system, mass cannot be created or destroyed. This means that energy or matter can’t spontaneously spring into being. It has to come from somewhere. So why is there so much snot in my nose? Has all the snot in the universe been sucked into [...]
This post contains too much information. . . . . . . . This post contains too much information. . . . . . . . I’m really not kidding. . . . . . . . Stop reading now if you’re not prepared for the consequences. . . . . . . . For [...]
Hey kids! It’s fun with laser hair removal! I finally got fed up with shaving and went, $&@#* it, I’ma get lasered. Just got back from my first session of five, after which I’ll never need to make excuses for not participating in impulse swims again. (By the way guys, when you’re at a barbecue [...]
