Posts Tagged ‘terminator’

ALL HAIL MINION STEVE. He has presented me with a worthy offering, and I accept it with condescension. Behold: Well done, Minion Steve. As a reward, you will be allocated an extra ration of groveling time at your next audience with me.

Michael Bay is a friggin’ genius! He wants to see the Transformers take on the robots of Skynet. Holy crap. Hoooleeee crap. Those nerds who have been whining for a Superman versus Batman movie can finally agree that they have nothing to hope for in comparison. So, how would this matchup play out? It’s an [...]

Look! Look! It’s beautiful! Zarquon bless teh Intarwebz, for here, illicitly, is a look at the trailer we’ve all been waiting for! No more of this crappy teaser nonsense. Fresh from the tasty pages at TrailerAddict: Did you see it? Those sexy long legs, those mighty and powerful servos? GIANT ROBOT! GIANT ROBOT! Skynet, I [...]

That’s it. Sympathy is gone. I’m declaring it here and now: I don’t care about any of the characters on Sarah Connor Chronicles any more except for Cameron. All of the rest of them? Too stupid to live. It’s a miracle John made it to puberty because if Sarah isn’t jeopardizing him with crappy driving, [...]

Gimmie an S! . . . S! Gimmie a K! . . . K! Gimmie a Y! . . . Y! Y? Because SKYNET can save the day! Who’s the bot that’s lots of fun? Cameron! Cameron! Number One! Push ‘em back, push ‘em back, way . . . back! (evolutionarily speaking) Who put’s the [...]