It’s been a good year for Terminator fans. Although Sarah Connor Chronicles didn’t get picked up for a third season, I had a consolation prize in Terminator: Salvation. It fits in perfectly with the Terminator franchise; there are a lot of things that don’t make sense, some of the special effects are crappy, time warps [...]

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Traveling is fascinating and all, but I found that I don’t particularly like being outside California. Maybe I only feel that way because I travel afar so little. But as much fun as I had on my trip, I kept being pestered by the nagging fact that Other Places pretty much have the same stuff [...]

8:00 – It’s starting! 8:01 – Cameron, it’s an effing bird. It doesn’t understand you. File bug: Robot thinks birds can understand her. 8:02 – Yeah! Clean that floor, human! 8:09 – Quit wasting time, Cameron. Cap that meat puppet Riley!! 8:16 – Jessie is an idiot. For such a badass she knows squat about [...]

ALL HAIL MINION STEVE. He has presented me with a worthy offering, and I accept it with condescension. Behold: Well done, Minion Steve. As a reward, you will be allocated an extra ration of groveling time at your next audience with me.

Michael Bay is a friggin’ genius! He wants to see the Transformers take on the robots of Skynet. Holy crap. Hoooleeee crap. Those nerds who have been whining for a Superman versus Batman movie can finally agree that they have nothing to hope for in comparison. So, how would this matchup play out? It’s an [...]