I’m sure by now you’ve seen the Han Solo in Carbonite Soap that’s making the rounds on the Internet. My boyfriend says I’m not allowed to have any, because I’m not allowed to rub Han Solo on my boobs while I’m HIS girlfriend, thankyouverymuch. So I want to throw it out there: am I cheating [...]

My boyfriend has the day off work, and he’s been playing The Force Unleashed all day. He’s been working long hours lately on a big project, and I’m glad he took some much needed R&R. I knew he was stressed out, but I clearly had no idea. He’s not just killing Stormtroopers and bosses. He’s [...]

I don’t know what to do. Should I buy it? Am I obligated? I cannot in any way compare this to the quandary I faced when The Phantom Menace came out on DVD. In that case my course of action was clear. I didn’t buy it. I will not buy it, and no Jedi mind [...]

Episode 1: Millions of robots die. Then the whiny diminutive human commits robot abandonment and gets a haircut. Episode 2: Millions of robots die. The whiny human fights Saruman and loses a limb, meaning he gets a shiny new robot arm, making him slightly less lame. In act of flagrant ingratitude, the ninja hobbit fights [...]

Having sequestered myself in the rear of the mammalian’s primitive cinema-dome, I subjected myself to this travesty in the hopes the robots would win. Or at least make a good showing. Once again the mechanized nation was cast as being universally stupid, subservient, and generally useless. At least our animated representatives moved with more realism [...]