Posts Tagged ‘sarcasm’

For show and tell today, here is my movie report. In the 1600′s, Americans with very bad fake Scottish and French accents make each other angry. The fake Frenchie clamps a red hot iron hockey mask on the fake Scot, who for inexplicable reasons has an Irish surname (McCullen). Four centuries later, McCullen’s descendant has [...]

Now we see what those sneaky gay rights activists are up to . . . they’re after the straights’ wedding decorations! Today Hallmark unveiled its new gay wedding cards! Oh noes! As you can see, they are part of the creeping agenda that threatens heterosexal marriage everywhere; it isn’t enough to attack marriage itself (after [...]

I’m having a hard time being excited about the presidential election (surprise, surprise). However, there may be help in letting me know who to vote for. I found articles that lay out McCain vs. Obama on what really matters: Pop Culture. How do they stack up head to head on the issues that matter to [...]

1. You can never have too many axes. 2. Even when you’ve been whisked to another dimension, there’s always time for tea. 3. If you are female, beautiful, and poor, you are going to die. 4. Or be blissfully wedded to a very rich and handsome dude of better rank. 5. In case you’re not [...]

1. Hit your brakes hard and abruptly for no reason. Do this often, as it’s a helpful way to make sure the adrenal glands of the driver behind you are functioning properly. 2. If there are only two lanes on your side of the highway, hang out in the left lane going about 55, especially [...]