I hate it when reality sets in. I ordered my Camaro, oh, idunno . . . months ago. It was supposed to be here in April. But it wasn’t. Then it was supposed to be here in May. And then it wasn’t. It was supposed to be here in June, July, August. But it isn’t. [...]

Every car I see is a Camaro. Every single one. I even saw a ’76 go by yesterday and I sighed longingly. Over a piece of crap ’76. I need my car. You complete me, baby. You complete me.

It was him, but he wasn’t there. It was like a waxwork, hollow and glassy. I thought that if anything touched it it would crumble away and there would be nothing inside. I could only look for a second, and only because I had to see it for myself. I would never have believed it [...]

I bought good candy. I decorated the window with a super spooky purple lighted giant spiderweb. I opened the curtains and turned the living room lights on so it was very obvious that I was home and ready. And I didn’t get ANY trick or treaters!!! I bought GOOD candy!!! Where have all the trick [...]