James Cameron’s Pocahontas
I’ll see your Pocahontas and raise you Speaker for the Dead
Avatar is a visual revolution, but the story it tells is exactly as clichéd as we thought.
James Cameron, you have joined George Lucas on the Dark Side. You’re dead to me now.
. . . for the Halo movie that will never be. This ODST trailer is heartbreakingly awesome.
Sigh.
I hate it when reality sets in.
I ordered my Camaro, oh, idunno . . . months ago. It was supposed to be here in April. But it wasn’t. Then it was supposed to be here in May. And then it wasn’t. It was supposed to be here in June, July, August. But it isn’t. The [...]
Every car I see is a Camaro.
Every single one.
I even saw a ‘76 go by yesterday and I sighed longingly. Over a piece of crap ‘76.
I need my car.
You complete me, baby. You complete me.
It was him, but he wasn’t there. It was like a waxwork, hollow and glassy. I thought that if anything touched it it would crumble away and there would be nothing inside. I could only look for a second, and only because I had to see it for myself. I would never have believed it [...]
This is a story about a robot. You can read along with me in your book. You'll know it's time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring like this. Let's begin now.
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