Posts Tagged ‘religion’

Please join us for a post-Rapture BBQ

The internet doesn’t need one more person saying that anybody who thinks the world is ending tomorrow is a religious loony. What I will say is this: I’m having a barbecue! Because, like, if the world ends, I can save on propane and enjoy a delicious steak while the world descends into demon-infested hell. And […]

A Modern Interfaith Relationship

Check it out dudes! I’m in the Dudespaper once again. A Modern Interfaith Relationship By Rev. Stella QuinnHigh Priest of Zymurgy As a Dudeist, I’ve had to grapple with the meaning of belonging to a new religious movement in the modern world. Especially since my boyfriend is a Pastafarian. That’s right. I’m in an inter-sorta-faith […]

Taking it Easy

Yesterday I was ordained a Dudeist Priest: This is pretty exciting for me. I’d thought from time to time of joining the Universal Life Church or something like that, but I never got around to it. This was partly because I wouldn’t ever want to be ordained into a religious organization whose beliefs I didn’t […]

Punnett Square: Religion

What Would JC Do?

You all know that I am a big fan of JC. He attracted countless followers, yet remained quite humble. He fought through personal adversity to become a shining example to all of us. He performed many miracles before enormous crowds, and his words taught a simple message of love, a meaningful life, and forgiveness. You […]


So I’m at Friday Lunchtime Turbo Kickboxing, and there’s this very tall, fit, lanky girl in front of me, with very nice chiseled abs that make me wish I cared enough to stop eating cookies. She was wearing a very small top and hip-hugging workout pants that revealed the ever-popular tatoo location at the base […]