Posts Tagged ‘relationships’

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When moved from L.A. and began my exciting new job infiltrating software, one of the perceived fringe benefits would be meeting guys with: More intelligence Better jobs Mad HALO skills An interest in chicks who wear horn rimmed glasses Something to talk about besides their next pilot audition And so far it’s been true. But, [...]

Application to Date Me

Name: Age: 1. You are into (circle one) [ ] women 2. Are you employed? (circle one) [ ] yes 3. Do you live with your mother? (circle one) [ ] no 4. If you knocked up your girlfriend, how likely would you be to marry her and be a decent father to the little [...]