Check it out dudes! I’m in the Dudespaper once again. A Modern Interfaith Relationship By Rev. Stella QuinnHigh Priest of Zymurgy As a Dudeist, I’ve had to grapple with the meaning of belonging to a new religious movement in the modern world. Especially since my boyfriend is a Pastafarian. That’s right. I’m in an inter-sorta-faith [...]
I don’t know why somebody would ask me for advice. For all I know, this is spam. But here goes. Dear Stella, Two of my friends just broke up. I don’t think they will be able to stay friends and I kind of have to pick a side. I’m not really sure which one is [...]
I’m sure by now you’ve seen the Han Solo in Carbonite Soap that’s making the rounds on the Internet. My boyfriend says I’m not allowed to have any, because I’m not allowed to rub Han Solo on my boobs while I’m HIS girlfriend, thankyouverymuch. So I want to throw it out there: am I cheating [...]
To all those of you who are going to see the new Twilight movie (given the über non-epic title The Twilight Saga: New Moon) tonight, I say good riddance. For a few hours the streets will be clear of brain damaged fangirls who lust for hot abusive controlling a-hole boyfriends and live vicariously through stupidly [...]
Awesome and timely! I just saw an article in my feed that backs me up on everything that is wrong with the wedding-industrial complex. A video summary of this clever assault on commercial traditions that suck the joy out of love: I heartily endorse this kind of thing. It kind of shows you how absurd [...]
A friend of mine was recently asked to be a bridesmaid by her future sister-in-law. Sounds like fun, right? Bonding with a new sister, celebrating a new family being created . . . warm fuzzies all around. Or not. In a classic case of Bridezilla Syndrome, this wedding has spun out of control. The bride’s [...]
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