To all those of you who are going to see the new Twilight movie (given the über non-epic title The Twilight Saga: New Moon) tonight, I say good riddance. For a few hours the streets will be clear of brain damaged fangirls who lust for hot abusive controlling a-hole boyfriends and live vicariously through stupidly [...]
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Anti-Wedding Planners!
Awesome and timely! I just saw an article in my feed that backs me up on everything that is wrong with the wedding-industrial complex. A video summary of this clever assault on commercial traditions that suck the joy out of love:
I heartily endorse this kind of thing. It kind of shows you how absurd we [...]
Consideration Fail
A friend of mine was recently asked to be a bridesmaid by her future sister-in-law. Sounds like fun, right? Bonding with a new sister, celebrating a new family being created . . . warm fuzzies all around.
Or not.
In a classic case of Bridezilla Syndrome, this wedding has spun out of control. The bride’s parents are [...]
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Sniffing for Love
Is it unromantic or more romantic that we’re getting down to the science of love? There’s now a dating service that claims to connect people on the molecular level. In blind sniff tests, women prefer the chemical scent of guys with sufficiently dissimilar Major Histocompatibility Complex. That’s fancy science talk for saying that you’re hardwired [...]

