UNICORNS ARE REAL. I told you so!! Doubters pwned.

All we are is dust in the wind. I wish they all could be California girls. I wanna rock and roll all night. And party every day. Life is a highway. I wanna ride it all night long. Where’d all the good people go? I keep changing channels. I don’t see them on the TV [...]

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly. He’s gorgeous. Some people are just lucky and hit the genetic jackpot, and he’s right at the top of the list of winners. Samoan mommy plus an African-Canadian daddy and you get six feet and five inches of burly hotness with zero [...]

I was listening to KFOX on the way to work. Usually the morning show is unbelievably good. But then they played “Ooh, Baby, I Love Your Way,” off of “Frampton Comes Alive!” That song is, in case you didn’t know, in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most irritating yet overplayed song ever [...]

I like a lot of different sports. But not all of them. I love football and basketball, enjoy hockey and rugby, and will only watch baseball live at the stadium. I was reminded of this the other night when I flipped on the TV and tried to watch a Giants game for a few minutes [...]

Drinking milk straight ought of the carton Pedicures The Spice Girls Wearing a tiara when I’m alone at home Wearing fun underwear even if nobody else will see it Eating junk food right after working out Baking cookies for people who will eat them but protest that they really shouldn’t and tell me I’m evil [...]

travesty flippant supercilious semiconductor pontifex lugubrious aebleskiver Don’t know why. Just like ‘em. Fri, July 13, 2007 – 11:58 AM