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I have to give the picketers credit. I thought I was excited to vote, but all weekend and even last night in the miserable, horrible weather there were people out on street corners waving their signs. I couldn’t get a clean shot while stopped at the red light due to the rain and poor lighting, [...]
All anyone can talk about right now is the election. Stinky humans arguing over which slimy humans are best. The thing that astonishes me is this whole “anybody can vote” concept. Anybody. Really? Really? That’s all very sweet and sentimental and all, but here’s the problem: most people are idiots. Lots and lots and lots [...]
I’m a big cynic about politics. I believe a candidate’s choices are motivated first by their personal desire to be in power, second by their desire for their cronies to be in power, and third, if at all, to serve the needs of the electorate. After Barack Obama announced his choice of Joe Biden for [...]
Now we see what those sneaky gay rights activists are up to . . . they’re after the straights’ wedding decorations! Today Hallmark unveiled its new gay wedding cards! Oh noes! As you can see, they are part of the creeping agenda that threatens heterosexal marriage everywhere; it isn’t enough to attack marriage itself (after [...]
I’m having a hard time being excited about the presidential election (surprise, surprise). However, there may be help in letting me know who to vote for. I found articles that lay out McCain vs. Obama on what really matters: Pop Culture. How do they stack up head to head on the issues that matter to [...]
Usually I hate hippie protests. Because the hippies who take part in them are generally ill-informed, not sober, and engage in activities that disrupt normal life. I am perfectly fine with protests that don’t interfere with normal life, though, especially when they are for a very good cause and organized by people who know what [...]
