Posts Tagged ‘politics’

Comic: Dream Act

Pick Your Conspiracy

Been hearing some confusing stuff lately so I’d just like to make a handy list of pointers when criticizing the president so that you can at least avoid contradicting yourself. 1. EITHER he is a secret Muslim waiting to spring Sharia law on America OR he is a secret gay. 2. EITHER he is a […]

How I Voted

My absentee ballot is in. Here’s how I voted. President/Vice President: Barack Obama and Joe Biden U.S. Senator for California: Dianne Feinstein Proposition 30: Yes Prop 31: No Prop 32: No Prop 33: No Prop 34: Yes Prop 35: Yes Prop 36: Yes Prop 37: Yes Prop 38: Yes Prop 39: Yes Prop 40: No […]

ERMAHGERD FERHMAHNISHM

So I was out buying some organic unsweetened soymilk and I decided to drop by my friendly local Obama campaign headquarters to get something to wear for election night. I figured to make a joke about Big Bird-Gate I would take my Cookie Monster shirt that said “Me Want Cookies” and slap a button on […]

Leave Big Bird Out of It

Ah, Facebook. The place where I go to send party invites, see family photos, and read psychotic political rants. We all have that one friend from college, that crazy uncle, or that old roommate who seizes hold of the digital soap box that is the Internet and shares their very own special flavor of Kool-Aid […]

I will not vote for you if you are heartless

I don’t have a job. It’s not because I don’t want one, or haven’t tried to find one. There just aren’t any employers who have decided to hire me since I was laid off. That means I don’t currently pay any income tax. It really, really hurts my feelings when someone who wants to be […]

Voting is Easy

I just finished filling out my ballot for the June 5 primary. I’m a permanent absentee voter because I like being able to be sure I’ve got plenty of time to fill the ballot out and really be sure of my answers. It is still possible for me to take my absentee ballot and vote […]