I keep seeing things on the news about tea parties. I don’t understand what these people think they are up to. These alleged tea parties involve loud crowds, chanting, picket signs, and something about keeping the change. They are über confused about what a tea party is. So all of you out there having tea [...]

I don’t go to bars often. I usually need a good reason, like an awesome cover band, to compensate for the 10% of bar patrons who are drunken lecherous reprobates. My roommate tipped me off to a good gig tonight, so I took Darien out to celebrate her new arrival to the bay area. Little [...]

Today at work we’re having an open house to celebrate our awesome new digs. They asked me to put together the music. EEP! I used to DJ a lot of dances in high school (you know, back before everything got so ridiculously formal and commercial) and my giant bible of CDs was an expensive but [...]