So I’m listening to music at work on Friday . . . with my headphones on, as the Vogons will deep-fry and eat me if they hear anything other than the sweet rustling of meaningless paperwork. Some areas of the office they won’t even tolerate working with headphones on. Luckily the two women I share [...]

1. Don’t waste your time using the directory to find the phone number you need. Just call me and ask me if I sell parking passes or donuts. Four times. 2. If you’re a graduate student doing research and need me to help you with information about your grant, make sure you don’t know your [...]