A coworker recommended, in the strongest and most unequivocal of terms, that I check out Crank 2: High Voltage. He described it as an awesomely funny rip-roaring action packed adventure. That was probably six months ago, and I didn’t get around to actually seeing it until it showed up as being available for streaming on [...]
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The Expendables is the Greatest Movie Ever
I’d go into a more lengthy explanation, but this summarizes the movie pretty well: Hold up all of your fingers Pretend your fingers are penises Wiggle the fingers on your left hand at the fingers on your right hand and say in a very gruff voice, “FUCK YOU” Then wiggle the fingers on your right [...]
Aaaand sent.
To: coworkers@myjob.com Today I will be heading a field trip to see the Expendables. Please come along if you are even 1% as excited about this film as I am. How to join in: Buy your tickets for the 4:45 show online We’re all leaving the office at about 4:00 Your face may be melted [...]
Things you should know about “Predator”
Some Wikipedia pages are useful. Some are interesting. And some are laden with awesome, like the entry on Predator. It’s full of awesome information like: The water and mud Schwarzenegger had to swim through was full of leeches. The Predator’s blood was made out of glow sticks and lube. (Yes, that kind of lube.) Peter [...]
Inception: Pretty. Dumb.
“Good” is a relative term, and in a year as relatively devoid of great movies as 2010 has been, I think Inception is going to be as good as it gets as far as cerebral thrillers go. It’s not terrible. The cinematography is great, the costuming, hair and makeup is flawless, and for the first [...]
