Posts Tagged ‘minions’

Shopping List

I need to round up all of the following within a week: Silicon elf ears Several decks of Magic: The Gathering cards About a hundred twelve-sided dice A silver cape A cricket bat A chainsaw I’m pretty sure I already have everything else I need. No, I won’t say what all of this is for. [...]

All Hail Minion Steve

ALL HAIL MINION STEVE. He has presented me with a worthy offering, and I accept it with condescension. Behold: Well done, Minion Steve. As a reward, you will be allocated an extra ration of groveling time at your next audience with me.