AC/DC has a new album out . . . and it’s only on sale at Wal-Mart. BLARGH. I vowed long ago never to set foot in a Wal-Mart again. It’s pretty much, for lack of a better word, The Whore of Babylon and the epitome of everything that is wrong with megacorporations. Because most people [...]

I can’t say it enough. Johnny Cash is the pinnacle of human evolution. He is the I Ching. The Godfather. The Art of War and Peace. My proof? Even Oscar the Grouch likes him. Adores him. Hangs on his every word: See more funny videos at CollegeHumor There goes my kind of guy . . [...]

You all know that I am a big fan of JC. He attracted countless followers, yet remained quite humble. He fought through personal adversity to become a shining example to all of us. He performed many miracles before enormous crowds, and his words taught a simple message of love, a meaningful life, and forgiveness. You [...]