Hi Friends and Family, Since many of you don’t spend as much time online as I do and you’re busy with like, your lives and stuff, I felt it was important to let you all know what’s going on today with regard to the future of free speech in the United States. Today many websites [...]
I am just tickled pink that there are people out there excited to look like this: I feel like I need to start the Internet Barbarian League or something.
I tried logging in to Facebook just now. I was unable to get in. A while back I canceled my real life Facebook account because I got sick of being annoyed by their constant bad calls on privacy. I didn’t miss the noise: Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Zippy likes that Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Duh, people. Everybody [...]
Inspired by the pending nuptials of my friends Ben and Boriss, I present you with this humble arrangement of “Never Gonna Give You Up,” the song made famous for its infectiously cheerful music video and its place of honor as the weapon of choice of Internet trolls. I mean, really, is there anything better for [...]
The following video is very, very NSFW due to explicit language and vomiting, but it rings so true I think it counts more as a public service announcement than a work of satire. In college I played video games in person with friends, because this magical thing called the Internet couldn’t talk to consoles yet. [...]
An oldie but goodie from Bloom County, the finest comic strip ever penned. It’s funny to think of this strip in the context of a decade before the Internet. Maybe it only seems like our hypersensitivity to everything has increased because other people’s offenses are so much easier to find.
Some Wikipedia pages are useful. Some are interesting. And some are laden with awesome, like the entry on Predator. It’s full of awesome information like: The water and mud Schwarzenegger had to swim through was full of leeches. The Predator’s blood was made out of glow sticks and lube. (Yes, that kind of lube.) Peter [...]
