If I always got spam like this, I wouldn’t bother using a filter.

I love the fact that I can talk to my little nieces over video chat even though they live hundreds of miles away. It means we have a close relationship despite only getting together physically every couple of months. The downside is that when I see stuff like this: I get really annoyed because I [...]

Hi Friends and Family, Since many of you don’t spend as much time online as I do and you’re busy with like, your lives and stuff, I felt it was important to let you all know what’s going on today with regard to the future of free speech in the United States. Today many websites [...]

I am just tickled pink that there are people out there excited to look like this: I feel like I need to start the Internet Barbarian League or something.

I tried logging in to Facebook just now. I was unable to get in. A while back I canceled my real life Facebook account because I got sick of being annoyed by their constant bad calls on privacy. I didn’t miss the noise: Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Zippy likes that Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Duh, people. Everybody [...]

Inspired by the pending nuptials of my friends Ben and Boriss, I present you with this humble arrangement of “Never Gonna Give You Up,” the song made famous for its infectiously cheerful music video and its place of honor as the weapon of choice of Internet trolls. I mean, really, is there anything better for [...]

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The following video is very, very NSFW due to explicit language and vomiting, but it rings so true I think it counts more as a public service announcement than a work of satire. In college I played video games in person with friends, because this magical thing called the Internet couldn’t talk to consoles yet. [...]