1. Pull up your pants. I do not want to look at your butt crack and/or tighty whities while you do squats. 2. You’re at the gym. You are going to sweat if you do anything properly. Wash your face before you come in because watching your makeup melt in the manner of a Salvador [...]

So I’m at Friday Lunchtime Turbo Kickboxing, and there’s this very tall, fit, lanky girl in front of me, with very nice chiseled abs that make me wish I cared enough to stop eating cookies. She was wearing a very small top and hip-hugging workout pants that revealed the ever-popular tatoo location at the base [...]