Nine in the Afternoon — Panic at the Disco Spirit in the Sky — Norman Greenbaum Accidentally in Love — Counting Crows Here It Goes Again — Ok Go You Make Loving Fun — Fleetwood Mac Starlight — Muse Jump — Van Halen Hungry Like the Wolf — Duran Duran Nothing Better — The Postal [...]
The principle of conservation of energy states that within a closed system, mass cannot be created or destroyed. This means that energy or matter can’t spontaneously spring into being. It has to come from somewhere. So why is there so much snot in my nose? Has all the snot in the universe been sucked into [...]
I thought I’d escaped it. The . . . look, you can accuse me of insensitivity, but the friggin’ hideous image of a baby with a cleft palate that the Smile Train uses. There is a ginormous billboard that I drive by every day on my way to the gym. It’s huge; just as wide [...]
Of all human customs, ritual ingestion of things that are (a) harmful (b) disgusting and/or (c) toxic is the most befuddling to me. Despite the fact that ingestion of mass quantities of alcohol can lead to stupidity, pregnancy, death, public vomiting, and/or embarrassing YouTube videos, you twits still do it. But I’ve found something even [...]
Hey kids! It’s fun with laser hair removal! I finally got fed up with shaving and went, $&@#* it, I’ma get lasered. Just got back from my first session of five, after which I’ll never need to make excuses for not participating in impulse swims again. (By the way guys, when you’re at a barbecue [...]
After weeks of forcing myself to walk past it at the drugstore . . . I finally bought The Perfect Push-Up. It’s hard! I haven’t been able to do push-ups since St. Patrick’s Day 2007 (thanks to a certain tumble and fall that banged up my wrist pretty good) but now I can again. I [...]
Some people are up in a tizzy over an embryo that had some abnormalities corrected in the lab, thus paving the way for designer babies in the future. I don’t understand the relevance of the argument. Since most people get their understanding of science from movies, let’s recall Gattaca, where genetic apartheid discriminates against children [...]
