Posts Tagged ‘health’

Nine in the Afternoon — Panic at the Disco
Spirit in the Sky — Norman Greenbaum
Accidentally in Love — Counting Crows
Here It Goes Again — Ok Go
You Make Loving Fun — Fleetwood Mac
Starlight — Muse
Jump — Van Halen
Hungry Like the Wolf — Duran Duran
Nothing Better — The Postal Service
When You Were Young — The Killers
Computer Camp [...]

The principle of conservation of energy states that within a closed system, mass cannot be created or destroyed. This means that energy or matter can’t spontaneously spring into being. It has to come from somewhere.
So why is there so much snot in my nose? Has all the snot in the universe been sucked into a [...]

I thought I’d escaped it. The . . . look, you can accuse me of insensitivity, but the friggin’ hideous image of a baby with a cleft palate that the Smile Train uses.
There is a ginormous billboard that I drive by every day on my way to the gym. It’s huge; just as wide as [...]

Of all human customs, ritual ingestion of things that are (a) harmful (b) disgusting and/or (c) toxic is the most befuddling to me. Despite the fact that ingestion of mass quantities of alcohol can lead to stupidity, pregnancy, death, public vomiting, and/or embarrassing YouTube videos, you twits still do it. But I’ve found something even [...]

Hey kids! It’s fun with laser hair removal! I finally got fed up with shaving and went, $&@#* it, I’ma get lasered. Just got back from my first session of five, after which I’ll never need to make excuses for not participating in impulse swims again. (By the way guys, when you’re at a barbecue [...]