Fox may have killed the Firefly and they may have taken away my precious Sarah Connor Chronicles, but at least now Halo is back. At first I was pissed when I found out that I would no longer be able to play as my boyfriend Master Chief, but they have offered me a reasonable substitute [...]
Posts Tagged ‘halo’
Awesomely Ironic
What’s huge, round, ridiculously mysterious and advanced, and when fired might obliterate all life in the galaxy? If you’re thinking Halo, you’ve guessed right! The public has spoken, and the Large Hadron Collider has been christened “Halo”. It’s just too bad that the damn thing is broken and has crappy tech support. Guess CERN got [...]
Attention Bungie:
I’m a little irked that you don’t offer your t-shirts in chick sizes. Wearing a men’s small isn’t comfortable and never looks right. I consider this especially bigoted on the part of Bungie, as I would assume that you would want to support me in my dream to one day have Master Chief’s head between [...]
Movie Crystal Ball: Halo
I just read an article in Newsweek that made me alarmed and disappointed. Being a huge fan of the Halo franchise, I was pleased as punch to hear a while back that Peter Jackson was tapped to produce it. That guaranteed, in my mind, that it wouldn’t turn into some kind of poorly acted, overly [...]
Microsoft is Still the Whore of Babylon, but . . .
Now the prices have been lowered! One of Microsoft’s most reprehensible actions (among many) against its users has been its policy against backwards compatibility on the XBox 360. But it looks like somebody making decisions for them isn’t a completely heartless, greedy schmuck. In a surprising but pleasing move, Microsoft just announced a new patch [...]
