blah blah blah iPhone blah blah blah. There’s always something. In elementary school, it was the Walkman. If you didn’t have a Sony Walkman while you strutted down the street in an L.A. Gear jacket and three pairs of multicolored scrunchy socks, you weren’t cool. Then it was laserdisc. Then it was Palm Pilots. Now, [...]

At least once a month I have to log into Facebook and un-tag pictures of myself. There is a segment of the Facebook population who feels that they are doing a public service by identifying every single person in every single photo they see. It never occurs to them that the people in the photos [...]

I’m a little irked that you don’t offer your t-shirts in chick sizes. Wearing a men’s small isn’t comfortable and never looks right. I consider this especially bigoted on the part of Bungie, as I would assume that you would want to support me in my dream to one day have Master Chief’s head between [...]

I love my friends very much. We all do. But every now and then there’s one of those difficult moments where they try to wrangle you into whatever stupid multi-level marketing business they got suckered into. It’s not that you don’t care about your friends– you just don’t want to mix business into your relationship. [...]

I just read an article in Newsweek that made me alarmed and disappointed. Being a huge fan of the Halo franchise, I was pleased as punch to hear a while back that Peter Jackson was tapped to produce it. That guaranteed, in my mind, that it wouldn’t turn into some kind of poorly acted, overly [...]

I won’t file this under “More Reasons to Hate Starbucks,” but you can if you want. I also won’t file this under “The Death of Western Civilization,” though feel free do do so if you’re so inclined. Mostly I’ll just file it under “Surreal/WTF?” At Starbucks, they sell cute little child size travel coffee mugs. [...]

1. Turn off thy mobile. Nay, thou art not special. And lo, unto ye noisy middle schoolers text messaging unto the person next to you, great shall be your suffering when cometh the popcorn and slurpies which shalt rain down like brimstone. 2. Thou shalt not bring thy spawn. Wisdom teacheth that if thou lackest [...]