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Scientists Can't Hold Their Liquor

Just throwing it out there. I’ve seen my geek coworkers put drinks away like they were going out of style. I’ve seen them get plowed. But I’ve never seen them get sick. If they do, they have the decency to take care of that someplace where nobody can see them. But nerds? Oh no. Nerds [...]

Wiki Impaired

A couple of times a week, I go to Halopedia and type “cleanup” into the search bar. With a sigh I look at the long list, some of which are already peopled with articles I’ve already tidied up for the benefit of nerdy gamers everywhere with too much spare time on their hands. Every time [...]

iPhone way too much

blah blah blah iPhone blah blah blah. There’s always something. In elementary school, it was the Walkman. If you didn’t have a Sony Walkman while you strutted down the street in an L.A. Gear jacket and three pairs of multicolored scrunchy socks, you weren’t cool. Then it was laserdisc. Then it was Palm Pilots. Now, [...]

Don't Point. It's Rude.

At least once a month I have to log into Facebook and un-tag pictures of myself. There is a segment of the Facebook population who feels that they are doing a public service by identifying every single person in every single photo they see. It never occurs to them that the people in the photos [...]

Attention Bungie:

I’m a little irked that you don’t offer your t-shirts in chick sizes. Wearing a men’s small isn’t comfortable and never looks right. I consider this especially bigoted on the part of Bungie, as I would assume that you would want to support me in my dream to one day have Master Chief’s head between [...]