Every day I witness a massive tragedy occurring all around me, and nothing is being done to stop it. Mental handicaps are no laughing matter, and it’s time for me to speak up for those who can’t. All around us are thousands upon thousands of people suffering from severe impairment. Although they have a high [...]
Holy moly! New Kids on the Block are getting back together! Yes!! IT’S TRUE!!!. Continuing the trend of band reunions from defunct groups due to the pathetic state of pop music at present, this gives me a chance to reflect on the glory days when my bedroom had a “Keep Out” sign on the door [...]
Foreplay/Long Time – Boston When You Were Young – The Killers Should I Stay or Should I Go? – The Clash Are You Gonna Be My Girl – Jet Blitzkrieg Bop – The Ramones Suffragette City – David Bowie Wanted Dead or Alive – Bon Jovi Say It Ain’t So – Weezer Maps – Yeah [...]
Last night I helped a friend set up a Christmas tree and decorate it. It was so fun for me because I haven’t gotten to do that for years. We watched Christmas specials while working, beginning with “Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo” and “Woodland Critter Christmas” from South Park. (Surprise, surprise.) The tree looked lovely. [...]
Oh yeah. Nothing says protection like a laser cannon and glowing eyes.
OH YEAH!!! I’m going to the IIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAX to see Transforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmers. It will be loud. It will be larger than life. It will be more than meets the eye. ALL HAIL OPTIMUS PRIME!
Drinking milk straight ought of the carton Pedicures The Spice Girls Wearing a tiara when I’m alone at home Wearing fun underwear even if nobody else will see it Eating junk food right after working out Baking cookies for people who will eat them but protest that they really shouldn’t and tell me I’m evil [...]
