Now that the main character in Assassin’s Creed: Revelations is like, old and stuff, they really should have included some content that addressed the realities of this issue better, such as: Cutscene: Ezio tries to turn on the charm to a hot babe, only to be told that he’s “adorable” and reminds the girl of [...]
I’d just like to say that this makes it official: PlayStation geeks can now never, ever, ever poke their noses in the air and make fun of the Red Ring of Death ever again. Meanwhile, my Xbox Live account is working just fine . . . heh heh heh . . .
The following video is very, very NSFW due to explicit language and vomiting, but it rings so true I think it counts more as a public service announcement than a work of satire. In college I played video games in person with friends, because this magical thing called the Internet couldn’t talk to consoles yet. [...]
After two postings I’ve realized that it would be beyond cruel to inflict my NaNoWriMo project on my readers through blog posts. Vomiting up 50,000 words in 30 days is painful enough for me already because I have to let so many crappy words survive just to keep making my deadline. Also, I write out [...]
I recently had the chance to try out Guitar Hero: World Tour on the PS3. Yawn. The only thing I liked were the game controllers. It’s no surprise that Sony would manufacture superior hardware to that developed for the XBox or (horror of horrors) the controllers made for the Wii. But Guitar Hero’s game play [...]
Today it caught my attention that everyone’s favorite frivolously litigious inmate Jonathan Lee Riches is up to his wacky shenanigans again, this time turning his attention to Blizzard Entertainment. He is suing the gaming megacompany for making him a video game addict. Apparently Blizzard was “causing [me] to live in a virtual universe, where [I] [...]
