Posts Tagged ‘ftw’

It’s a well known fact that guys start bands because they are too nerdy to meet girls on their own. In fact, the key to go from being a nerd to being cool is to somehow learn to take your nerdy skills and make them awesome. You like your chemistry set? Great. Learn to blow [...]

ALL HAIL MINION STEVE. He has presented me with a worthy offering, and I accept it with condescension. Behold: Well done, Minion Steve. As a reward, you will be allocated an extra ration of groveling time at your next audience with me.

Just in time to wear this weekend . . . fashion victory is mine. I made over some hideous muu-muu that I found at a thrift store into an incredibly cute skirt last night. Go me. It’s really convenient that dorky folksy boho is in style right now, because I’d be wearing stuff like this [...]

My local Goodwill is the best thrift store I’ve ever been to. Seriously, try to find thrift stores at the bottom of the hill from a ritzy neighborhood. It’s more like a vintage and antique shop with junk shop prices. A few months ago I found this sad, discarded muu muu bearing a tag from [...]

Me: Pete, just want to say congratulations on the win. What do you give credit to for being the only coach to win three consecutive Rose Bowls? Pete: Well, It’s partly the fact that the drinking fountains at USC don’t provide water, but rather magic juju juice. This is not only responsible fror our total [...]