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Pancakes and Bacon

Stella — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 06:32:26 +0000

Tonight I took my niece to the pancake house for dinner. She got pretty excited. In fact, there were only two things on her mind for dinner discussion all evening:

My Crochet Masterpiece

Stella — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:44:52 +0000

This just might be my crochet masterpiece:

Hey Birthday Dude

Stella — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 16:03:40 +0000

Last Saturday I took advantage of Buttercup’s experience as a model to show off some new swag for our online catalog at work. We were outside the building snapping some shots while people streamed by on their way to the Giants game. A few friends were walking by. One of them was holding a sign that read “Kiss me! It’s my birthday!”

He was kind of cute, so I informed Buttercup of this. She said “Really? Tell him to get over here!”

I needed to get the guy’s attention before he walked away, so all I could think to shout was “HEY BIRTHDAY DUDE! THERE’S A CHICK OVER HERE!”

Birthday Dude, looking shocked, was patted on the back by his friends and encouraged to come over. And Buttercup gave him a birthday smoocheroo.

So now Birthday Dude can say he got kissed by a model on the way to a baseball game because he made a crappy sign. Not a bad way to spend your special day.

Yo tengo una amiga

Stella — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 17:13:15 +0000

Es imposible describir los sentimientos que tengo en mi corazón. La hermana de Comidamujer está aquí y le encanto. Le amo. Le adoro. Somos “snugglebunnies.”

I’m Auntie TV

Stella — Mon, 02 May 2011 03:25:17 +0000

Awesome.

So I got to play my ukulele for my niece tonight over Skype. That can be a little abstract for an eighteen-month-old, but once she caught on that I could see and hear her, she thought it was pretty cool. She danced for me while we sang “Itsy Bitsy Spider” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and all that stuff. Then it was time for her favorite lullaby. My sister kept trying to get her to say goodnight to me, but she wouldn’t say my name. All she kept saying was “Goodnight, TV! Goodnight, TV!”

Ha, ha! I guess I can deal with being Auntie TV.