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Lily Reads Pete the Cat

Stella — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:45:45 +0000

Here is my awesome genius niece Lily, demonstrating that her cranial capacity is far beyond the average 2.62 year old. Not only does she know her alphabet without fail, but she’s also unlocked achivements Bossy Toddler, Camera Mug, Killer Rock and Roll Face and Cutest Storyteller Ever. Pete the Cat is her favorite story and definitely one of mine, because it teaches the Dudeist principles of rolling with it and recognizing that in the end, it’s all good.

Violet explains it all

Stella — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:20:40 +0000

Two months old and she’s already got PhDs in Renaissance Literature and pooping her pants.

Pancakes and Bacon

Stella — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 06:32:26 +0000

Tonight I took my niece to the pancake house for dinner. She got pretty excited. In fact, there were only two things on her mind for dinner discussion all evening:

My Crochet Masterpiece

Stella — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:44:52 +0000

This just might be my crochet masterpiece:

Hey Birthday Dude

Stella — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 16:03:40 +0000

Last Saturday I took advantage of Buttercup’s experience as a model to show off some new swag for our online catalog at work. We were outside the building snapping some shots while people streamed by on their way to the Giants game. A few friends were walking by. One of them was holding a sign that read “Kiss me! It’s my birthday!”

He was kind of cute, so I informed Buttercup of this. She said “Really? Tell him to get over here!”

I needed to get the guy’s attention before he walked away, so all I could think to shout was “HEY BIRTHDAY DUDE! THERE’S A CHICK OVER HERE!”

Birthday Dude, looking shocked, was patted on the back by his friends and encouraged to come over. And Buttercup gave him a birthday smoocheroo.

So now Birthday Dude can say he got kissed by a model on the way to a baseball game because he made a crappy sign. Not a bad way to spend your special day.