Posts Tagged ‘friends’

I love Christmas trees. No matter how high tech we get, a decorated tree is still beautiful. My roommate helped me decorate our tree, and we celebrated with burritos. YAY! Now we just nead some prezzies under that thar tree . . .

Human larvae have very few redeeming qualities. They can’t hold down a conversation, they can’t play video games, and they are so lazy they even expect people to clean up their poop for them. But dang, are they cute. A friend is expecting a pretty little girl any second now, and I recalled her saying [...]

Just got this e-mail from a former fellow worker drone: The strangest event just unfolded: I had a nightmare (well, it was scary at the time) that you were chasing me as an evil robot from Xanthur that wouldn’t allow me to leave the planet. I couldn’t destroy you or any your fellow foes for [...]

Dear Doan, How have you been, brother? Still living in Santa Cruz? It’s been about a year since the big day, and I was thinking of you. How’s married life? Did you make it to your first anniversary? Statistically, you should have. You have an 82% chance of reaching your fifth anniversary, after all. But [...]

You two sent me the nicest Valentine I ever got. Hands down. I haven’t always been a big fan of Valentine’s Day, because the like, two times anybody has tried to do something thoughtful for me, I end up inadvertently doing something to screw it up. Like calling the cops on a guy just trying [...]