My female relatives abandoned the babies with the men on Friday night and headed to the theater to see their precious Edward and Jacob drool over Bella. I didn’t want to hear about the movie, but they did tell me that after the movie spent forever finally building up to it, *just* as the first [...]

To all those of you who are going to see the new Twilight movie (given the über non-epic title The Twilight Saga: New Moon) tonight, I say good riddance. For a few hours the streets will be clear of brain damaged fangirls who lust for hot abusive controlling a-hole boyfriends and live vicariously through stupidly [...]