I will not ruin this video with too much commentary. It speaks for itself. The woman says “We as a nation need to ask ourselves what the hell is going on.” I’ll tell you what’s going on, lady. You humans are D-U-M. Keep worrying about the metallicuhsized salts so the robots can inherit the earth.

I love Pandora radio. It’s the finest tuned service out there to hear what you like and be introduced to new music based on your preferences. I’ve gotten acquainted with some really awesome bands that I may never have known about without Pandora. However, I gotta make one complaint — they’re snobs. In particular, they [...]

Usually I hate hippie protests. Because the hippies who take part in them are generally ill-informed, not sober, and engage in activities that disrupt normal life. I am perfectly fine with protests that don’t interfere with normal life, though, especially when they are for a very good cause and organized by people who know what [...]

You puny people with your fallible phalanges! I present for your edification an enumeration and elucidation (though it may seem like a pontification) of the preposterous peccadilloes taken note of by me in your typography: 1. JaJa! = haha 2. God Norbib = Once thought to be a Finnish phrase commonly uttered on the discovery [...]

The Center for Internet Addiction . . . has a website . . . . . . with an online quiz you can take to see if you spend too much time online . . . Irony processors overloaded.

Final Report: Experiment XY-035 Duration: 02 November 2007 – 09 March 2008 Initial Observations: Candidate XY-035 showed promise as short term social appendage, possibly even potential pair-bond partner. XY-035 fell within desirable age, mass, and microbial specification range. Added advantages included surpassing psychological criteria and exceeding economic requirements. Frequent personal inquiries beyond perfunctory communications by [...]

I got a chain letter today. I had really hoped that with the decline of physical post, chain letters would vanish. I used to get them a lot in elementary school. In third grade a classmate got a letter that informed her she would go bald and her teeth would fall out if she didn’t [...]