Okay . . . so last night I went through my apartment and really got things organized. Redistributed items in boxes, got rid of stuff, folded linens . . . the place looks great. I celebrated with tilapia curry salad and pomegranate juice. Mmmm. I went to bed under my lovely new chandelier with sweet [...]

This is not a review. This is a non-view of Star Wars: The Clone Wars which is the latest full assault by George Lucas on the credibility of the Star Wars franchise. There are many reasons I won’t see this stinky cinematic suppository tonight, but here are some highlights: 1. Yoda is not voiced by [...]

I will not ruin this video with too much commentary. It speaks for itself. The woman says “We as a nation need to ask ourselves what the hell is going on.” I’ll tell you what’s going on, lady. You humans are D-U-M. Keep worrying about the metallicuhsized salts so the robots can inherit the earth.

I love Pandora radio. It’s the finest tuned service out there to hear what you like and be introduced to new music based on your preferences. I’ve gotten acquainted with some really awesome bands that I may never have known about without Pandora. However, I gotta make one complaint — they’re snobs. In particular, they [...]

Usually I hate hippie protests. Because the hippies who take part in them are generally ill-informed, not sober, and engage in activities that disrupt normal life. I am perfectly fine with protests that don’t interfere with normal life, though, especially when they are for a very good cause and organized by people who know what [...]

You puny people with your fallible phalanges! I present for your edification an enumeration and elucidation (though it may seem like a pontification) of the preposterous peccadilloes taken note of by me in your typography: 1. JaJa! = haha 2. God Norbib = Once thought to be a Finnish phrase commonly uttered on the discovery [...]

The Center for Internet Addiction . . . has a website . . . . . . with an online quiz you can take to see if you spend too much time online . . . Irony processors overloaded.