Today it caught my attention that everyone’s favorite frivolously litigious inmate Jonathan Lee Riches is up to his wacky shenanigans again, this time turning his attention to Blizzard Entertainment. He is suing the gaming megacompany for making him a video game addict. Apparently Blizzard was “causing [me] to live in a virtual universe, where [I] [...]

You bigots. I’m driving back from L.A. last night and what do I find at a gas station bathroom? THIS: Ahem. What kind of discriminatory society are we living in? What? So the bathrooms can be all tidy-widy for meat puppets but there’s no space for the robots in this world? Guess what, Zippy Mart [...]

I must confess to having some bias here. I had to leave a party where most of my friends were a bit early in order to make it to the theater on time. My parents had gotten an extra ticket so that I could go with them to see “Phantom” at the local community playhouse. [...]

Ctrl Alt Del whoami >Edda locate space* >$result=’/home/existence/space_time_continuum OMFG! The world didn’t end. plump|pillow ./snore

The Large Hadron Collider has raised some interesting questions. What are the limits of science? Do researchers have the right to conduct experiments that could theoretically negate all existence? Is creating black holes, however tiny, an environmental risk that people have the right to stop? The answer? Who cares?? If the world ends, you won’t [...]

Okay . . . so last night I went through my apartment and really got things organized. Redistributed items in boxes, got rid of stuff, folded linens . . . the place looks great. I celebrated with tilapia curry salad and pomegranate juice. Mmmm. I went to bed under my lovely new chandelier with sweet [...]

This is not a review. This is a non-view of Star Wars: The Clone Wars which is the latest full assault by George Lucas on the credibility of the Star Wars franchise. There are many reasons I won’t see this stinky cinematic suppository tonight, but here are some highlights: 1. Yoda is not voiced by [...]