Robot From The Future! » camaro

Dear Dumbass SUV Driver from DC Police,

Stella — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 16:49:27 +0000

Thank you. That might sound odd, since everybody else in your department is probably laughing at you right now because you ripped through the closed set of Transformers 3 and smashed into Bumblebee.

Ordinarily I would never condone the wanton destruction of a Camaro. Ordinarily I would curse your name. But this time I’ll let it slide. Why? Because it pissed Michael Bay off. It will now be just a little bit harder for him to finish Transformers 3, which will be a horrific brain-damaged robot-testicled epic of explosion porn.

You’re probably feeling like an idiot because you don’t know how to pay attention to what streets have been shut down by the police department you work for, but sometimes loose cannons do harm the bad guys, so I salute you.

Car FAIL

Stella — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:08:54 +0000

I hate it when reality sets in.

I ordered my Camaro, oh, idunno . . . months ago. It was supposed to be here in April. But it wasn’t. Then it was supposed to be here in May. And then it wasn’t. It was supposed to be here in June, July, August. But it isn’t. The dealer kept putting me off and putting me off. Now it’s supposed to be here in September.

Right.

In the meantime, I have some unavoidable car repairs, vehicle registration, and an insurance policy to pay for. The window of perfect opportunity has passed, and it’s no longer worth it to get the Camaro just now. I’m gonna have to wait for the spring to make these costs worth it, since I definitely won’t recoup them in a sale.

I had three special deliveries that were supposed to arrive this summer, but I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with one out of three. I’m trying not to be too whiny about that, because I really can’t complain about my life. I have it pretty good. But leave it to me to always want just a bit more. So yeah. There goes the dream summer with my dream car, cruising around with special people inside it.

In the meantime, I’ll be over here appreciating what I do have, but not giving up hope for the things I want.

want want want want want.

Stella — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:25:57 +0000

Curse you, Esquire, for taunting me so. Where is my baby?? WHERE IS MY BABY???

I am officially going mad.

Stella — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:24:30 +0000

Every car I see is a Camaro.

Every single one.

I even saw a ’76 go by yesterday and I sighed longingly. Over a piece of crap ’76.

I need my car.

You complete me, baby. You complete me.

Baby Names

Stella — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:25:12 +0000

Now that I know my precious girl will be arriving sometime in late April or early May, what should I call her? Oh me, oh my! So many choices!

What to call the new baby? What to call her?