I award yet another Awesomeness Award to epic customer Julie, who is awesome for all of the following reasons: Her Etsy handle includes the word “Bacon” She sent me a photo of her looking moar epic than Poseidon: And a pic of her hugging a statue of a Viking: Aaaaand best of all, a picture [...]

Thank you. That might sound odd, since everybody else in your department is probably laughing at you right now because you ripped through the closed set of Transformers 3 and smashed into Bumblebee. Ordinarily I would never condone the wanton destruction of a Camaro. Ordinarily I would curse your name. But this time I’ll let [...]

I hate it when reality sets in. I ordered my Camaro, oh, idunno . . . months ago. It was supposed to be here in April. But it wasn’t. Then it was supposed to be here in May. And then it wasn’t. It was supposed to be here in June, July, August. But it isn’t. [...]

Curse you, Esquire, for taunting me so. Where is my baby?? WHERE IS MY BABY???

Every car I see is a Camaro. Every single one. I even saw a ’76 go by yesterday and I sighed longingly. Over a piece of crap ’76. I need my car. You complete me, baby. You complete me.

Now that I know my precious girl will be arriving sometime in late April or early May, what should I call her? Oh me, oh my! So many choices! What to call the new baby? What to call her?

I actually can’t sleep and I don’t care. I did it. Today I put the order in for my brand new 2010 Camaro 2SS. I bought myself four hundred twenty-two horses. And they come with muscle and style. In less than two months, it will be mine. It’s a good thing I’m going to Ireland [...]