That which I do, I do for all mankind

Stella — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:36:01 +0000

I know I’ve been hating on Twilight for some time now. I read the first book and saw the first flick, and at first thought it was a harmless teenybopper phenomenon for chicks who wanted the plot of Wuthering Heights without all the big long words that are hard to read. But the continued popularity of the series is downright disturbing. Twihards have the same effect on me that snot-nosed kids seeking Jar-Jar Binks dolls at Fantasy Bazaar had on Tim. I thought the answer was to rise above, to mock and discredit. But after rewatching Buffy Season 4, I can see what needs to be done. I need to dive into the Hellmouth and experience the horrors for myself, so I can show the world why Buffy needs to stake Bella.

I’m going to read the entire Twilight series. All of it. And I’m going to watch the movies that have been made so far. Yes, it will be painful, but in the end I hope to come out of it a stronger person, armed with the truth and a no-holds-barred comparison of Buffy Summers and Bella Swan. I’m unapologetically apologetic when it comes to Buffy, and by Zarquon I will prove why she is better.

Wish me luck. I’ll need it.

Buffy Summers, OBGYN

Stella — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:42:11 +0000

My sister is having a baby pretty soon. I don’t actually want to be there for the person coming out of another person part, but I can at least contribute to easing the discomfort of the final weeks. So for a baby present I bought her Seasons 1-7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I know I did right because her birth plan now looks like this:

1. Water Breaks
2. Contractions Start
3. Go to Hospital
4. Watch Buffy
5. Have baby
6. Lots and lots of drugs
7. Sleep
8. Buffy/Baby

I guess if there’s one person who can help you feel tough as nails, it’s Buffy.

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That which I do, I do for all mankind

Buffy Summers, OBGYN