Two weeks ago Loki got a big sister. He seemed so lonely while we were off conquering Vega-5 and enslaving its native sentients as makers of rocking leather boots, so we carefully evaluated the prime specimen for the job and found this lovely freckled redhead: We named her Ripley for her no-nonsense attitude and the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘blargh’
Going to Fry’s = As Fun As An Enema
Using electronics is fun. (See: Xbox) Buying electronics is not fun, though. I hate shopping in general, unless it involves trying on shoes or going to Sephora. I like to get in, find exactly what I’m looking for, and the the eff outta Dodge. There’s only a couple of options, really. You could shop online, [...]
NaNoWriMo NoMo
BLEAH. Almost done. Can I finish? I won’t if this blog post is too long. Back to the wordmill.
Tonight is the night to find sane women.
To all those of you who are going to see the new Twilight movie (given the über non-epic title The Twilight Saga: New Moon) tonight, I say good riddance. For a few hours the streets will be clear of brain damaged fangirls who lust for hot abusive controlling a-hole boyfriends and live vicariously through stupidly [...]
