Posts Tagged ‘awards’

Wedding Achievements Unlocked

Our wedding was not without its moments of humor or chaos. The following achievements have been unlocked by wedding attendees whose actions went above and beyond the call of duty: Gestational Awareness goes to the Best Woman, who despite being five months pregnant delivered a very touching toast without devolving into a hormonal emotional wreck. [...]

My Oscar Nominations

Because the real ones are too biased against comedy and creativity, here’s my very own nominations. I’ve also added a few categories. Cast your votes! Best Picture Inglourious Basterds Up Zombieland Best Lead Actor Woody Harrelson, Zombieland Ed Asner, Up Paul Rudd, I Love You, Man Best Supporting Actor Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds Chris Hemsworth, [...]