Ctrl Alt Del whoami >Edda locate space* >$result=’/home/existence/space_time_continuum OMFG! The world didn’t end. plump|pillow ./snore
Posts Tagged ‘apocalypse’
The End is Near!
The Large Hadron Collider has raised some interesting questions. What are the limits of science? Do researchers have the right to conduct experiments that could theoretically negate all existence? Is creating black holes, however tiny, an environmental risk that people have the right to stop? The answer? Who cares?? If the world ends, you won’t [...]
End the Zombie Threat Now
I hate Zombies. Why? Many reasons. They suck at science. They make a big mess wherever they go. (You think my gleaming polished chrome casing will look good with putrid gut splatter on it? I don’t think so!!) Zombies eat brains, and that’s no good. How on earth can we be humanity’s robot overlords when [...]
