Posts Tagged ‘annoying’

I have two utterly irrational pet peeves. I don’t know why. Being poked, and listening to people whistle.
I can’t stand being poked. It makes me want to do violence to people. And I have no idea why. Maybe it’s passive-aggressively timid and invasive at the same time? I don’t know. All I know is it [...]

Thank you, Buzzkill Fairy. Thank you for waving your magical wand. I may need to buy a new car. Now’s an okay time to be shopping for one, but needless to say today has been a fun mix of stress, irritation and worry. It’s not the price tag so much as the logistics that stress [...]

I don’t understand. I really don’t. It’s beyond my comprehension.
Why do people keep playing Peter Frampton? Why? This morning on the way in to work they were playing tracks off of Frampton Comes Alive! and I just can’t take it any more. I don’t care that he has the fourth best selling live album of [...]

Look, I know it ain’t his fault, but I’d like to kick Johann Pachelbel in the kneecap for writing Canon in D, hands down the most overplayed song in history.

. . . and their irritation ranking on a scale of 1 to 10
whining – 5
puppy dog eyes – 1
public restrooms – 6
mass produced “food” – 8
gossiping – 9
people who don’t mind their own business – 9
store bought pie crust – 4
E.T. – 10
being poked – 10
fashion magazines – 7
MTV – 3
hippies – 4
neocons – [...]