20 Feb 12

Dilemma of Teh Internets

I love the fact that I can talk to my little nieces over video chat even though they live hundreds of miles away. It means we have a close relationship despite only getting together physically every couple of months. The downside is that when I see stuff like this:

I get really annoyed because I can’t hug it.

19 Feb 12

Tweets for the Week

  • RT @bryansafi Grocery stores across America will never get over their love affair with the Spin Doctors. #
  • @lsblakk at a super awesome company that makes gizmos and whatchamacallits. in reply to lsblakk #
  • @philikon Can you help me write something auf Deutsch? #
  • Would you rather have doggie doo or this sign on your lawn? http://t.co/o7JnJMkI #
  • Like being pulled over by the cops? This is the vehicle for you! http://t.co/eEQR14O0 #
  • RT@mizzyfish Roses are red, violets are blue, lemsip is good when you have the flu.Water is (cont) http://t.co/DXVcJENu #
  • RT @lsblakk: Reported PETA for abuse of women from their "Report Abuse" link. They care about animals but not about women & their bodies. #
  • It's a Lady Gaga kind of day #
  • I'm using @digsby to manage all my instant messaging, email, and social network accounts from one place! http://t.co/YlRD7w1i #
  • @fwenzel Yeah so far I like the software @digsby offers but I am not pleased with the default settings. They are off now. in reply to fwenzel #
  • This makes me so happy http://t.co/5M60oTce #
  • @CrochetLibFront If you insult everyone then you're not bigoted, just cool like Mark Twain in reply to CrochetLibFront #
  • I was never much of a Megadeth fan but couldn't put my finger on it. Understanding a little better why I'm not. http://t.co/5ALEjLfd #
  • Facebook's user support is astonishingly awful. The self-help labyrinth is useless and CSRs send canned respones every time. #
  • Most awesome about Facebook's non-support is that when they e-mail you, you can't e-mail them back. Anybody know a way around this? #
  • This poor couple did NOT deserve to be arrested just for having some sexytime – the embarassment is enough. http://t.co/etXuHh4b #
  • @EnglishMossop My bad. I had an early meeting. in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • @lmorchard It will especially feel that way when it goes crazy and craps all over your floor. in reply to lmorchard #
  • @lmorchard Golldurn wheat malts! in reply to lmorchard #
  • @EnglishMossop I wish I could be there to see your patronizing smile as you delete their e-mails. in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • The worst part about mailing someone a present is waiting to hear when they got it. #
  • @dolske Unless you want a baby-size sweater you're going to have teh dissapoint. in reply to dolske #
  • @dolske Sorry imma have to make another if you want one for Munchkin. The sweater went to this little beauty: http://t.co/Z2j1dcwP #
  • @dolske No, but 50% of its DNA is similar to mine. Cool, huh? in reply to dolske #
  • This is a strange new situation for me where I am regarded as the most tech-savvy person in my office. #
  • It's Friday. That means Van Halen on the headphones and cool boots on my feet. #

13 Feb 12

New Desk, New Office, New Thang

Day 1 at the new gig so far:

It’s quiet. Like, REALLY quiet. That’s mostly ok.

There’s a ton of extra space in the large room where myself and a few other coworkers are set up. I’m thinking we need some bean bag chairs or a ping pong table or something in here. This space is way too promising to leave empty.

There are cool toys EVERYWHERE. When It’s not like, my first day, imma go play with some of them.

I need to bring some stuff from home for desk decorations. It’s pretty blank in here at the moment.

It’s really reassuring to be in an office where everybody seems so normal and has such clear work/life boundaries. I really think that I’m going to continue to be able to pursue the projects I’ve been working on at no expense to the day job, which promises to be oodles of fun in its own right.

So for Monday the 13th, things are looking good. :)

12 Feb 12

Tweets for the Week

  • I love being married. I'm so happy we're one step closer to everyone being able to have the right that I do! http://t.co/edvgbP94 #
  • @dolske Actually in Skyrim my character married a chick in reply to dolske #
  • @lokikitteh STOP TRYING TO BURY MY FOOD WHEN I'M NOT DONE EATING IT #
  • Hey friends — I have a PlayStation 1 on my hands that I don't want. Anyone interested? #

05 Feb 12

Tweets for the Week

29 Jan 12

Tweets for the Week

  • Am getting impatient that Niece No. 2 isn't showing up early. #
  • today @lokikitteh is making a special effort to make my life difficult. #
  • Question of the day: If you could have a magical BFF would you choose a T-Rex or a Unicorn and why? #
  • Harry Potter versus everybody. scifi.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/01/14/sci-fi-fantasy-harry-potter-vs-everybody #
  • @Boriss No, that would be a Pegacorn. We're just talking Unicorn. in reply to Boriss #
  • I got a 97% . Go me. http://t.co/S3Opo300 #
  • Encourage the White House to investigate the MPAA after they publicly admitted to bribery: http://t.co/HyVpRMLN #
  • The new oatmeal being served by Peet's is friggin' delicious. #
  • Heading down south for babywatch 2012 #
  • At the hospital waiting for baby Violet. She's probably going to be a race car driver because she's coming FAST. #
  • DJ Maternity Ward here, pumping motivational tunes from the delivery room at St. John's. #
  • @EnglishMossop Ya know, you'd be a good dad. Plus you've seen proof from my adorable niece that my family are good breeding stock. in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • Food run. Managed to find the only open Burger King in town and they are out of everything. #
  • @EnglishMossop @Boriss That had better not be the case. I ain't birthin' no furries. in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • Babygeddon 2012 shifts into waiting game. Nurse has brought me a warm wooby and a pillow to wait out the quiet before the storm. #
  • Still no baby. Spent 4 hours dozing on a hospital couch. My reward was an amniotic hook from the nurse, who asked if I could crochet with it #
  • Only thing worse than waiting all night for a baby is waiting in a hospital with wifi too weak for Netflix. #
  • @childoftv @EnglishMossop http://t.co/peToRMHl #
  • @taojunky i know right? Upside is now there is pushing going on so I might stop being bored soon. in reply to taojunky #
  • BABY VIOLET DEPLOYED FOR THE EPIC WIN #
  • reports from the delivery room are that Vi is blonde, chubby, and ready to nom. #
  • Baby Violet is perfect. #
  • Spent last night wandering hospital corridors. Spent today adoring my newborn niece and playing with 2yo niece. Now am in a real bed and ZZZ #
  • An hour and a half at the park tired my niece out, but giving her a popsicle perked her back up. #babysittingfail #
  • @EnglishMossop Nope, she's all mine until at least tomorrow. in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • @EnglishMossop Popsicle cravings?? in reply to EnglishMossop #
  • Thomas the Tank Engine makes no sense and totally sucks with an American narrator. #
  • Lily swallowed a penny a few days ago. That means in a few hours when she takes a dump I get to look for it. #babysittingrocks #
  • @johnforddotorg Thomas in CGI would give me nightmares. in reply to johnforddotorg #
  • Wrangled a nuclear-powered toddler all day. She's now in the tub and fading fast. Here's hoping sleepy time goes without a hitch. #
  • @abbiesanderson Prana ftw in reply to abbiesanderson #
  • Baby Violet is beautiful and perfect. I am utterly biased in her favor but that does not mean I am wrong. #
  • Baby Violet just farted like a champ. I couldn't be more proud. #
  • @chrisblizzard Fair? in reply to chrisblizzard #

27 Jan 12

Best Babysitting Gig Ever