All I wanted was a nice first wave feminist documentary . . .

Jack here pwns the Brutal Barbarian Beanie so hard that when I saw this image, my face melted and I had to scrape it off the floor, put it in the freezer so it could firm up, and sew it back on. Watch out, world. The ranks of the barbarians are growing.

Note 1: 2011 was totally sequelholic. Not cool. Seriously, Hollywood, there are tons of fresh ideas out there. Use some of them. Note 2: Despite that, there were some really good flicks last year. Note 3: Despite that, some unbelievably poopy movies came out too. The Way Back Implausible: A movie conveys just how awful [...]

I have to say, Sheri here makes this hat look goooooooooood . . . I’d have some mead in Valhalla with her. Just sayin’.

Another satisfied lil’ barbarian.

It was in beta for a while until I figured out the kinks, but here it is. Behold, my minons, the Epic Viking Hat: Yours truly models the viking Hat while laughing at the thought of pillaging many of a village Get it while it’s hot. Available with five different hair colors, or no braids [...]

But I’m putting new stuff in the shop anyway. Check it out! For those tired of cheapo fuzzy polyester Santa hats, we have the lurrvely handstitched holly trimmed Father Christmas stocking cap. For those who are soooo over Santa hats, there’s the jolly and pointy elf hat. And if all you really need is a [...]