I tried logging in to Facebook just now. I was unable to get in. A while back I canceled my real life Facebook account because I got sick of being annoyed by their constant bad calls on privacy. I didn’t miss the noise: Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Zippy likes that Jimmy likes In-N-Out! Duh, people. Everybody [...]
Bubbles has told it how it REALLY was. This is true history.
Bad horror movies. Black cats. Walking under ladders. Broken mirrors. I’d always thought Friday the 13th was a load of superstitious hogwash, especially since in professional know-it-all fashion I know the true origins of this sort-of holiday. The Knights Templar began as a religious order dedicated to guarding pilgrims on the road to Jerusalem after [...]
Inspired by the pending nuptials of my friends Ben and Boriss, I present you with this humble arrangement of “Never Gonna Give You Up,” the song made famous for its infectiously cheerful music video and its place of honor as the weapon of choice of Internet trolls. I mean, really, is there anything better for [...]
I’ve lost track of how many scarves I’ve given away. This was a piece I actually intended for myself, but I underestimated the amount of give this yarn would have and it’s just too darn big. This was made with Vanna’s Glamour yarn in Platinum, so it’s dove gray with a little bling woven in. [...]
If you are a Star Wars übernerd and want to make your blog pretty, here ya go. Have fun, kids! Rebel Scum Rebel Scum is a grungy red, cream and gray theme released with a Creative Commons do whatever you want with it license. It’s for scruffy nerf herders. Right column, widgets, highly textured with [...]
The following video is very, very NSFW due to explicit language and vomiting, but it rings so true I think it counts more as a public service announcement than a work of satire. In college I played video games in person with friends, because this magical thing called the Internet couldn’t talk to consoles yet. [...]
