Posts under ‘the universe’

A coworker recommended, in the strongest and most unequivocal of terms, that I check out Crank 2: High Voltage. He described it as an awesomely funny rip-roaring action packed adventure. That was probably six months ago, and I didn’t get around to actually seeing it until it showed up as being available for streaming on [...]

I’d go into a more lengthy explanation, but this summarizes the movie pretty well: Hold up all of your fingers Pretend your fingers are penises Wiggle the fingers on your left hand at the fingers on your right hand and say in a very gruff voice, “FUCK YOU” Then wiggle the fingers on your right [...]

I was cleaning out my blog post drafts and found this. I offer no explanation or apology. As the Afternoon grew late With golden slanting sunlight – A Birdie shat upon my Pate – O death of day’s delight! I do not Blame the little Bird Nor question in great furor – For dropping on [...]

We’ve all seen the OldSpice ads that satirize/glorify/both over-the-top marketing to heterosexual males, which made me wonder “what do marketing people think dudes want?” For research purposes, I stole this body wash from my boyfriend’s shower supply and had a look. Let’s see why Dial For Men is for men. Container resembles bottle of motor [...]

“All You Need is Love” by The Beatles “Love and Happiness” by Al Green “Wouldn’t it Be Nice” by The Beach Boys “Who Do You Love?” by Bo Diddley “One Love” by Bob Marley and the Wailers “Do You Love Me?” by The Countours “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” by Elvis Presley