Been hearing some confusing stuff lately so I’d just like to make a handy list of pointers when criticizing the president so that you can at least avoid contradicting yourself. 1. EITHER he is a secret Muslim waiting to spring Sharia law on America OR he is a secret gay. 2. EITHER he is a […]
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Rhaphiolepis Indian Hawthorn. Native to Japan, China, and Korea. Shrub grows up to 15 feet tall and can be pruned into a tree. They do have very pretty pink flowers in spring and make a charming shrub. I may keep one, but more than one will be too many. Now that I’m settled in a […]
I *JUST* realized that the line “hurry down the chimney tonight” in the song “Santa Baby” is a double entendre.
Ever since way back in 2010 humanity has been pondering what will be our fate in the year 2012. So far, John Cusack has been wrong: So we all continued to ponder the almighty Mayan Calendar, searching in vain for some small indicator of our horrible fate: Yesternight after much research and an abundance of […]
Here’s some free sheet music for players of the Soprano, Concert, or Tenor ukulele. I’ve always liked this song but its original key is terrible for female voices. I’ve bumped it up to the key of G with full chords and lyrics and put it into PDF format. If any fellow music lovers spot any […]
Last night Ben and Boriss came over and helped me move a baking project out of beta. We ate the 1.0 launch of beer wine bacon chicken pie and celebrated with a screening of Black Dynamite. Here’s the recipe for your dining pleasure: Ingredients Olive oil Up to 2 tbsp of your favorite seasoning blend […]