@lmorchard Oh hey I caught the space hamster. It took forever but if you chase it down it goes back in its cage. in reply to lmorchard # @theunfocused Open source moonshine? in reply to theunfocused # Yo friends: Do you know anyone in publishing? Want me to owe you a lot of favors by [...]

British Airways Miles are useless. IF you can use them (big if) they tack on so many fees it's better to get a cheaper flight elsewhere. # The house smells like the bacon I'm cooking. @lokikitteh keeps licking at the air in his sleep. # Anybody have a sledgehammer I can borrow? 5 lb would [...]

I appreciate the sentiment, but @lokikitteh doesn't need to bury my glass of pineapple juice with my clothing to save it for later. # Michael Bay is an evil demon sent from hell to ruin everything good about my childhood http://t.co/cMo5iyUL # Nike, please study history before naming a shoe after a terrorist group: http://t.co/H4ioBgTt [...]

Tonight’s culinary experiment: A chicken pie with gravy made from beer topped with a latticework of bacon instead of pastry. Have a few ideas on how to improve the recipe, but for a first go I think it wasn’t too bad!

What do you do on a rainy day? Build a tent out of bedsheets and hang out in there with Bunny, of course.

Today's friendly message: Free speech means allowing all viewpoints, even unpopular viewpoints. # Quibble quibble quibble caveat yadda yadda Free speech means allowing all viewpoints, even unpopular viewpoints. # Am beginning to suspect that @lokikitteh may control the weather with his emotions. # Out to dinner with @EnglishMossop. Guy next to us is explaining the [...]

I award yet another Awesomeness Award to epic customer Julie, who is awesome for all of the following reasons: Her Etsy handle includes the word “Bacon” She sent me a photo of her looking moar epic than Poseidon: And a pic of her hugging a statue of a Viking: Aaaaand best of all, a picture [...]