I got my niece a Doctor’s kit for Christmas, including a lab coat, a real stethoscope, and of course, gobs and gobs of Unicorn band-aids. Naturally, I received this e-mail: Subject: How I start my morning Date: January 10, 2012 9:15:34 AM PST Lily gives me a check up every day which means I end [...]

Earl Grey and porridge made from the leftover grains of the IPA I brewed last night. Om nom nom!

@JTMcGillicuddy What do you think I held instead of the Rock Band microphone? CANT RE-YEEED MAH PO-KER FAAAAACE in reply to JTMcGillicuddy # @JTMcGillicuddy fold 'em let it hit me raise it baby stay with me I LOVE IT in reply to JTMcGillicuddy # Getting motivated to clean the house with a cuppa tea and [...]

I don’t believe in making New Year’s Resolutions. Studying history makes you a bit of a cynic, especially about allegedly fixed traditions. People get all hung up on numerology, and all I can do is hang my head and giggle when people get all worked up about a holiday established by the Roman Senate in [...]

Any of my native German speaking friends want to help me with translations of my etsy store listings? # Peanut Butter and jelly: The great American lunch http://t.co/ReI68hD2 # Happy Birthday to @M3ch1E # VICTORY http://t.co/OM6XWxoX # @asadotzler With a Nintendo Zapper, no less. in reply to asadotzler # But it's his software! RT @wadey: [...]