28 Nov 11

Are these your underpants?

Somebody left these underpants at my house:

I found them under the guest bed. I don’t know how they got there and nobody will fess up to owning them. So I’m putting them on the Internet. Perhaps somewhere, out there, somebody can explain how a wormhole opened and magically connected my spare room with your laundry hamper.

So please, tell me. Are these your underpants?

Oh, and you left this sock too.